If you are reading this and it is September 18th, then my site is currently under construction FOR TODAY.

Stop back tomorrow for a newly-vamped site!

"All this could have been avoided if

we aren't doing anything."

- John Ashbery

Hello and welcome to my site!

I'm a writer living in Cleveland with hopes and dreams just like you. For instance, I hope our professional sports teams' successes will artificially inflate my home's equity. I pray my kids have enough normal to survive in society but enough confidence to be abnormal when it counts. And I sincerely wish, just once, I could eat a bowl of Raisin Bran where the raisins are evenly-distributed throughout the flakes.

My general interests are writing, running, strategy board & video games, camping, hiking, and gardening. My least favorite activity is tempering my ego with humility‚ÄĒsomething I've gotten much better at than anyone else in a scant few weeks... unsurprising, given that making improvements to personal character is such a quick and easy process.

My literary interests include:

 - Poetry

 - Fantasy/Sci Fi

 - Historical

 - Pre-Raphaelite/Victorian

 - Writing informed by the French Revolution

 - Jane Austen, Henry James, Faulkner, etc etc

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